Saturday, October 18, 2008

How to make a grown man cry!

First~ make him purchase $40 worth of shrimp on St Simon's island.

Second~ cook the small shrimp immediately and enjoy but save the jumbo shrimp for another day.

third~ put jumbo shrimp in the refrigerator instead of freezer.

fourth~let it sit in fridge until it starts to smell like a week old dirty diaper.

fifth~ cook it anyway 'cause your "just not sure".

sixth~ realize that it's really not wise to "chance it" and throw shrimp in the trash.

and lastly...sit back and enjoy the waterworks!!!


Nancy Booth said...

Oh man! I'm just sick for you. What a waste. Put this in "your lessons learned" folder. I could cry too Tim but I'm on my "not cry" medicine. It don't work sometimes tho.

kayla said...

Hmmmm, doesn't shrimp always smell like a dirty diaper? Ha ha.
I'm sorry though...better luck next time!

Sarah said...

Hahaha!! Eric would KILL me!! Although, he'd be the one to say "let's just cook case!" Oh, and $29.95 for a costume would make me blow chunks! Good work on the Jason mask.

LsuFan said...

Oh my goodness he looks pathetic!! Sorry you ummm ruined the shrimp Kelly!! Did you learn your lesson?

jill said...

Nice work.
We should sign you up for a culinary school. :)